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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 09:20
Next, they tried...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Why is Meghan Markle's Hollywood presence fading despite her royal status and Netflix deal?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
So they tried
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
What is your language's pangram?
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Pluto's hazy skies are making the dwarf planet even colder, James Webb Space Telescope finds - Space
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
For the First Time, Scientists Spot Water Around a Young Star Similar to Our Sun - The Daily Galaxy
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.